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Early Morning Intruder

The text of this post is from a co-worker who was staying at her boyfriend’s house, somewhere near 21st and Jefferson. Boy, did we have a laugh this morning!

As the story goes, I came upon this “intruder” at 5:30 am this morning (in the Central District!) when I went outside IN THE PITCH BLACK to walk the puppy. He didn’t say anything, just kept smiling. I grabbed the dog (boyfriend is in New York and I am puppy sitting) and went 5 blocks away to Katy’s coffee until it got light, but when I went back, the “intruder” was still there – so, I called the police. Well, luckily before they arrived, I made my way closer and with it getting light out I realized – yes, someone put a life-size, cardboard cut-out of our dear friend George Bush! See the picture – I know you’d be scared too!!

0 thoughts on “Early Morning Intruder

  1. Jim Hightower said, “If George Bush were any dumber we’d have to water him twice a day.” Well, it hasn’t rained in a while…

  2. Cheney WAS there. He was just stooped below with his arm up George’s back, making him talk, as usual.