Early Morning Intruder

By ALS
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I'll never go away!

The text of this post is from a co-worker who was staying at her boyfriend's house, somewhere near 21st and Jefferson. Boy, did we have a laugh this morning!


As the story goes, I came upon this “intruder” at 5:30 am this morning (in the Central District!) when I went outside IN THE PITCH BLACK to walk the puppy. He didn’t say anything, just kept smiling. I grabbed the dog (boyfriend is in New York and I am puppy sitting) and went 5 blocks away to Katy’s coffee until it got light, but when I went back, the “intruder” was still there – so, I called the police. Well, luckily before they arrived, I made my way closer and with it getting light out I realized – yes, someone put a life-size, cardboard cut-out of our dear friend George Bush! See the picture – I know you’d be scared too!!

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posted on Thu, Sep 18, 2008 09:18 AM
last updated on Thu, Sep 18, 2008 10:12 AM
Hilarious... bym9 months ago (0 votes) (report abuse) (reply)
but I fear I may have done the same thing if I were in this situation
Water Him byRichard Wells9 months ago (0 votes) (report abuse) (reply)
Jim Hightower said, "If George Bush were any dumber we'd have to water him twice a day." Well, it hasn't rained in a while...
Awesome! byseralata9 months ago (0 votes) (report abuse) (reply)
We're with you! Dubya is waaaay scarier than your average intruder!
Bush in bushes byjAMES F Snell9 months ago (2 votes) (report abuse) (reply)
The only think scarier would have been Dick Cheney in the bushes.
Of course he was there. byKimona9 months ago (0 votes) (report abuse) (reply)
Cheney WAS there. He was just stooped below with his arm up George's back, making him talk, as usual.
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